Wednesday, January 30, 2008

My Significant Other Tag


Yes! I love this tag because I get to talk about my hunk of man-meat, the Shane-meister.

His name: Shane K. Johnson

How long have you been married?: 7 years 5 months

How long did you date?: We met in August of '99, and were married July of '00. That's seven years in Mormon dating time.

How old is he: 30

Who eats more? Him. I am on a strict diet of celery and black market phen-fen. (I know a guy...)

Who said "I love you" first? Him. I was merely the helpless co-ed being preyed upon.

Who is taller? Him. He is 6' and I am a dainty 5'7 and 1/2"

Who sings better? I've got him beat with Broadway, but he kills it with Johnny Cash and Willy Nelson. I love when he sings "To all the girls I loved before" to Hank. It makes me want to hurl.

Who is smarter? Shane is way more street smart. But I am good with kung fu stuff.

Whose temper is worse? His. But most of the time I had it coming to me.

Who does the laundry? He does. When I do it, it becomes a week-long project.

Who does the dishes? Our butler Benito.

Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? We sleep in a tangled mass of flesh I like to compare to a erotic Rodin sculpture...Just kidding. I do.

Who pays the bills? He does. I like to live in a little slice of heaven called Denial-ville.

Who mows the lawn? He does. He likes to mow our lawn into intricate rows resembling a baseball field. He is also slightly OCD.

Who cooks dinner? I do. I mash potatoes like no ones business.

Who drives when you are together? He does, and it's kind of a source of contention in our marriage. I mean, it's as though we were never liberated at all!

Who is more stubborn? Me. Totally. No competition. I'm Irish, and I'm Anne's daughter. But I know I'm okay cause God dont make no junk.

Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? Shane, but I have gotten a lot better at this over the years. Both times I have been wrong were great teaching lessons.

Whose parents do you see the most? Shane's, since they live 12 houses away from us. But they are such a blessing!!

Who proposed? He did. We went to the San Diego temple where he had to scare off some Sister Missionaries that were tailing us. He proposed very sweetly on one knee then proceeded to put the ring on the wrong finger. Classic Shane!

Who has more friends? Me. I am way more outgoing. But when Shane has a friend they are brothers for life. In all honesty, his friendship is an honor.

Who has more siblings? The same. We are both middle children and sport matching chips on our shoulders.

Who wears the pants in the family? I like to talk big, but it's totally Shane. He is the head of our family. I am just the trophy wife. He makes me laugh like no other, and he is the best guy a girl could ask for.

I now tag Bethany, Nicole, Marianne, Karine, and Steph!

4 comments:

Kimber & Jeremy! said...

Hey, I just found your blog through the blog of a friend which had Kim's blog on it--I hope it's okay that I'm here. You are SUCH a good writer! It was so fun to read your post, you are hiliarious. Your little boy is darling (loved the picture with the "electric" hair, what a cutie!). How fun to see you guys. I'm not sure if you and I ever met (I remember seeing your wedding announcement, but I don't think we met?), but I grew up going to church with your in-laws. My parents and I totally even took a toll painting class from your Mom-in-law and I always really really liked Bruce a lot. Anyway, fun to "meet" you. :) Love, K

Kimber & Jeremy! said...

Don't worry I'm not stalking you! :) I was just talking to my mom (Cheryl) and telling her that I saw your blog and she immediately said, "SHE IS INCREDIBLE. Oh, she's so sweet, she's so spiritual, she's so fun. . . " did you know you had such an adoring fan base?! Apparently you guys go to church together--I didn't know that, how fun!

Anonymous said...

I know you're tagging a different Steph, but I'd like to answer the same questions for my hubby too because it looks fun.

Your answers were fun, I loved reading them.

My hubby and I have been married for 7 years 2 months.

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