Mac and Cheese anyone?
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Mac and Cheese anyone?
Posted by The Johnson's at 2:12 PM
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Posted by The Johnson's at 11:50 AM
Friday, April 25, 2008
Recently, Shane and I decided that it was time to stop messing around, and to start exercising and eating right. This decision is in large part due to the fact that we are going to Hawaii in January with Shane's work, and we don't want to scare people away with our massive amounts of pale chubs. (It's seriously wrong how white I am...I am one fanny pack and two hairy legs away from being a Euro...)
So having learned in the last few years that my husband is a gambling freak, and will do almost anything if there is a wager involved (thanks Pete), I decided to challenge him to a sugar-off. This means that whoever can abstain from sugar treats the longest, wins $25 from a gift card we got at Christmas.
Then we decided to get extreme. Another $25 goes to whoever works out five days a week the longest. That's right folks, a full $50 of dream-making cash just waiting for me.
I do have to say, I think it's really cute how Shane thinks he is going to win. Obviously he is totally underestimating my commitment to winning. He doesn't even know what he is up against. I don't just have the eye of the tiger, I have the heart of the bear that ate that tiger while he was napping. And I have the fire power of the hunter-man who shot the bear and now wears the bear-skin around his neck. And I have the crazed mania of the PETA people, who attacked the Hunter-man's house and dumped red paint all over that bear-skin cape. And I have the clinging power of that red paint when some poor dry-cleaning man tries to clean it off. And I have...well you get the point.
It's all over but the spending, Chano. You may as well give in and have that handful of M&M's you've been crying over all week.
Posted by The Johnson's at 11:17 AM
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Congratulations to Shane, who after suffering 5 years of humiliating defeat has finally won the family pool. Shane, who always chooses with his heart rather than his head, and who has sworn each year that he would never fill out another bracket again, watched his beloved Kansas pull-out a huge victory last night. Now we can put his name next to other prestigious past winners, Mom (twice), Simon, Brian, and that British guy my sister married. All I can say is, "Free at last, free at last. Thank Jayhawks almighty, I am free at last!"
Posted by The Johnson's at 3:30 PM
Posted by The Johnson's at 3:08 PM
What? Can this be true? Me, who swore eternal hatred with the passion of a thousand macro-quasars to all dentists be writing a blog about my dentist? It's true, folks. I might be ready to bury the hatchet.
Posted by The Johnson's at 2:35 PM